Pokelawls Hes an Embarrassment Funny Meme
The embarrassment I felt after getting my cheeks tattooed with a newspaper article.
I was read in the face.
A professor gives his psychology class a pop quiz. . .
One question he asks is, "What part of the human anatomy may expand up to ten times under certain circumstances?" He picks a rather overdressed girl in the front row to answer it. "Miss Callahan!" The indicated girl, who heard the question, stammers with some embarrassment: "Professor, I'd rather not answer that question." The professor says, "That's all right, Miss Callahan, you don't need to answer it. Is there anyone present who can answer it?" He notes an interested face in the back of the classroom. "Mr. Hawkins!" Hawkins says, "Yes, Professor, it is the pupil of the eye that may expand to ten times." The professor says, "That is correct, Mr. Hawkins." Then he turns to Miss Callahan. He says, "Young lady, two things are obvious from your reaction to this question. One, you haven't studied this week's assignment; and Two, I'm afraid marriage is going to be a tremendous disappointment to you."
Permanent erection
A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with.
The man said, "This is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "The best we can do is one third ownership in the store and 3000 Dollars a month in living expenses."
Prostate Exam
The worst part about getting a prostate exam is the embarrassment of getting an erection -- especially when they find out I'm not a doctor.
As I was walking home I passed a woman with one breast hanging out of her shirt..
So as to spare her any further embarrassment, I quietly pointed out her chestal indiscretion as I passed.
She looks down and screams "OH MY GOD!! I left the baby on the bus!!!"
Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition
And was promptly left in embarrassment when he realized that he'd severely misunderstood the objective.
A man had 3 problems...
A man had 3 problems:
1: He was very poor
2: He had no children with his wife
3: His mother was blind
An angel appeared to him and asked him to make a wish. Just one. Now his wife wants a child, his mother wants to see and he wants to be rich...
Ah, what embarrassment!
After reflecting a bit, he said wisely to the angel:
"I just want my mother to see my children eating in golden plates."
Trump may have dodged the draft but he was still given honorary military ranks.
Private Tax Return,
Major Embarrassment,
Chief Petty Officer,
General Incompetence.
A group dressed in panda masks tried to rob a bank...
It was an embarrassment.
There is no greater embarrassment in life....
Than telling your parents that you want to be a Professional Bowler.
What do you call a group of Richards?
An embarrassment
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A man and his young son are walking through a park
where they see two dogs having sex. The son asks, "What are they doing?" The man says with some embarrassment, "Those dogs are making puppies."
The next week the son enters his parents room while they are having sex. The son says, "Dad, what are you doing to mom?" He embarrassingly responds, "We're making babies." The son replies, "Flip her over, I want puppies instead."
I shat myself in front of a bunch of pandas yesterday.
That's an embarrassment
A blonde girl walks into a library and loudly exclaims, "I'll have a cheeseburger with fries"
The librarian stares at her questioningly and says, "Madam, this is a library."
The blonde turns red with embarrassment and apologizes.
She leans in and whispers, "I'll have a cheeseburger and fries."
Huge embarrassment at the NAACP science award show.
How were they supposed to know that Weed-B-Gon was invented by a Caucasian?
John Rocker is an embarrassment to baseball.
...I don't have a punchline that's funnier than the truth.
What do you have when you group pandas, apes, and crows?
Embarrassment, Shrewdness, and Murder
Why was the lion full of embarrassment?
He swallowed his pride.
Life is a lot like playing video games
You can save yourself plenty of embarrassment by unplugging the cable.
What is orange, about 70 years old, has caused enormous damage to the environment, and is a great embarrassment to the US?
Agent orange, duh.
Coffee Shop
I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to pass gas.
The place was packed, but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my butt trumpet to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.
I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod with earbuds.
One girl just told me she has feelings for me
As examples she mentioned irritation and vicarious embarrassment.
Just recalling the great toilet paper shortage and my Walmart experience.
I couldnt find toilet paper anywhere at Walmart, so I finally found an associate wearing the signature yellow vest, and asked, " Is there toilet paper anywhere in this store?"
She looked me up and down and said, "We've been out of toilet paper for over a week."
Imagine my embarrassment as I waddled back to the restroom with my pants around my ankles.
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